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| EMMA AND THE SHEEP |
Proof that an ordinary day in the Peak District can turn into a wooly nightmare, unsuspecting Emma Key of Eyam, Derbyshire found that there's nothing sheepish about the local flock. It seemed like the perfect photo opportunity as a friendly sheep approached Emma during lunch, but what about all the other sheep in the background? Was there some sinister conspiracy afoot? Was there more to this than ovine affection? Luckily our photographer, Wendy Smith, was on the scene...
Emma, a sheep and half a banana. A familiar sight 'down our way'...
All of a sudden there was panic, fear and the smell of soiled underwear. The once friendly sheep closed in on Emma, stifling her cries for help. She was lost in the writhing sea of mutton; a sad casualty of the violence now so commonplace on British fells. Nothing was left of her sandwiches, and her banana was sadly lost to posterity.
Achtung! Mutton!
If you have any information which could lead to the apprehension of these vicious Kinder Scout sheep, please contact your local police station or butchers' shop.
Now return with humility to the Sheepy Page........
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