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Most are surely forgotten in the beery haze, but a few have survived to cause lasting amusement... Jim: "You took your time, did you end up at the sewerage works?" Jim & Julie: "Yes you stupid bastard!" Email Dave: "Lads,Lads... this isn't fair, I've got company in here." (Half an hour later...): "I have to admit she did look a bit different in the morning..." Rich P: "Can I order a meal?" Waitress: "Is he taking the piss?" Policeman: "Excuse me, sir. What exactly are you doing?" Robin: "I'm nicking this UV lamp." Policeman: "I think you'd better put it back." Robin: "Oh. Alright then." Email Dave: "Could you do me a cheese sandwich?" Barmaid: "No, we can do you a cheese ploughmans." Email Dave: "Couldn't you just get some bread and stick the cheese in it?" Barmaid: "No." The convoy screeches to a halt in the middle of Slimbridge... Jim: "Mike, get out quick!" Mike (looking very worried): "Is he serious?" Rich: "Yes." (Jim and Simon rush into farmyard in pursuit of a milk tanker; the farmer and tanker driver both look mildly concerned...) Simon: "Greyfriars." Jim: "Bugger." Email Dave: "I'll have a pint of shandy please... [pause] ...just put some lemonade in a pint glass and fill it up with beer." Barmaid: "Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?" Email Dave: "Shit, it's the phone!" (followed by erratic movement along a dual carriageway at 20mph with queues of traffic stretching back to somewhere in central Wales). Email Dave (again): "There was plenty of room there..." (following a death-defying overtaking manouevre straight into the path of an oncoming juggernaut). While buying cider... Jim: "We're going to the beer festival actually." Summers: "Ahh!! A traitor!" (Chris is gingerly sipping a sample of the previous year's vintage...) Summers (to Chris): "You'm a beer drinker!" Chris: "How do you know?" Summers: "Never you mind, I can just tell!" Barman of the Butchers Arms on Sunday night: "Ah! I see you've been to the beer festival!" And finally... Kev: "James you piss-head, what are you doing up there?" Jim: "It's Doctor Heath, and I'm climbing through this basketball hoop."  | ||
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